I've been thinkin' long and hard about this one. I think it's finally time to say it. I would take an expensive cruise if Randy Newman was headlining every day of that ride.
I mean how can you not like it? His cynical style is the best, and the man is nothing short of genius. His blunt lyrics tell about the problems of the world with no amount of fuss or glorification. The man truly tells it like it is, from the perspective of the people that cause all the problems in society. And we laugh, because those people are dumb.
Honestly, I would just go on that boat to see people getting mad when they didn't get it.